autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

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capitalist-propaganda:

pelkoja:

why can’t foot fetishists just google “feet pics” instead of asking people for them

strong candidate for worst reply to this post

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oystersaintforme:

if you like danny devito…….and getting caught in the rain……..

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tariqah:

Me: trying to sleep

My brain: esos son reebok o son nike

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psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

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notravian:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

dried apricots sounds good

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bbyfggt:

eltigrechico:

cockhaver:

She never will, King

Hi! Update! I CANT COPE

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nintendo-box:

red-wyvern:

I really can’t decide what gaming chair to get HELP

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

hanging out in the dumpster behind the bank in case they chuck out any money which is mouldy. i don’t care. i’ll just wash it

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